A Rant

Hey Lady...ya YOU...the one that posted your table for sale on Craigslist and I can never seem to get a hold of you. Last time I checked, you post an ad to sell your stuff. I know you still have it, your husband is nice enough to take messages for you. You're never home, and you never answer your emails. I would just give up but I'm not going down that easy. Give me an answer and I'll leave you alone. I really do want it dangit.